I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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