we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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