My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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