Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Is it penis luge time yet?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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