Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just cropdusted the office
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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