quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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