ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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