So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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