We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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