that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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