thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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