Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
