Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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