She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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