he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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