You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i think we sleep fucked last night...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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