Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Also, beer. Big fan.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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