As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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