Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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