its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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