Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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