She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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