the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Everything about him screamed your future.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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