so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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