So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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