mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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