just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
