...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Plan B is the new Plan A
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
