She's JV to your varsity
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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