the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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