letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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