But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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