dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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