he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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