All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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