I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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