He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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