So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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