have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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