It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
These tits shall not be calmed
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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