What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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