Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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