Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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