Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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