Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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