No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
the room spins SO much faster in panama
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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