I think my vagina is haunted
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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