Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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