The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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