and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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