and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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